We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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