Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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