I would go down on you faster than GM stock
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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