dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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