Small penises have feelings too.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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