thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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