Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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