i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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