I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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