quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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