Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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