Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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