get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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