i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
