Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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