Well apparently he's into motor boating.
North Korea, Best Korea!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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