Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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