doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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