i always forget guys have bellybuttons
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
you didnt know i had herpes?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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