if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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