She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
honey bunches of taint.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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