Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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