Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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