Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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