i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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