they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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