An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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