I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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