just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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