Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
