So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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