He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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