i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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