Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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