I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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