Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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