carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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