Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my being single is dangerous.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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