Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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