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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
now i know why i became what i already was.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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