Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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