It's like a parade of train wrecks.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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