I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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