OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
dude. I can hear the air.
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