Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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