What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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