I wanna bring you to show and tell
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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