Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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