hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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