Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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