dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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