Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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